All right, boys and girls. You’re in for quite a treat with Fiendish Freddy’s Big Top O’ Fun. We have not one, not two, but six , count ’em six, zany games of circus excitement. Yes, friends, a real sports-o-rama. Soon you’ll be the talk of your neighborhood as you compete in the death-defying events in this circus extravaganza. And a word to the wise—watch out for that rascal of a saboteur, that do-er of dastardly deeds, that vindictive victim of the rare form of dementia known as circusus interruptus—the one, the only, Fiendish Freddy. And now, from the home office in…