The Gates of Hell opens and humanity is in danger! No, it’s nothing to do with a certain game spelled ‘MOOD’ backwards, how dare you even think that! This game isn’t some run-of-the-mill first person shooter, it’s got hideous demons, and powerful guns, and blood splatter and… Wait a minute, let’s start that again. You have been granted immortality! Well, what’s left of you has. There wasn’t much left of you after the demons ate you. If you’re going to get your body back, you’re going to have to kill some demons… actually, rather a lot of demons. Really, we may be…