Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, actually, just yesterday, in the local market, your moronic little brother exchanged the family cow for a bag of magic beans. He admitted that his plan was to sell the cow to get money for food, but a nice man persuaded him to exchange it for beans, which could grow all the way to the clouds, where he could find a magic castle with a golden goose inside that can lay golden eggs. After you spend the entire evening running through the market in search for this mysterious “nice” man, you came home and sent your little brother to bed…